When a powerful king found his throne missing after not being in his palace for a day, he ordered his army to kidnap the other king’s count & forced him to tell where the throne was being hid.

King: Where is the throne?
Count: I can’t tell you.
King: You will be killed. Executioner, off with his head!
Count: (as the axe swings down) Ok. I’ll tell you!
TWACK!!!

MORAL: Don’t hatchet your counts before they chicken out.