A Woman’s Schedule

1. Get up.
2. Pee.
3. Drink coffee.
4. Pee.
5. Apply makeup. Pee first so you don’t have to stop in the middle.
6. Drive to work. Pee at gas station. Complains about dirty CRs.
7. Get to work at McDo. Pee. Wash hands.
8. Lunch. Slimfast. Pee.
9. Arrive home. Pee. Shower. Pee.
10. Promise sex to husband. Pee. Get up in the middle of sex and pee.
11. Pee. Go to bed. Get up at 3 am waking husband but instead of giving him head, go and pee.:-D