Man rushes into a bar and says to bartender, “Quick, give me a double scotch before trouble starts.” Bartender obliged, the man down it in one and again said, “Quick, give me another double before trouble starts.”

And he downed it in one. “Quick, give me another…”

Bartender said, “Hold it, pal, when’s all the trouble going to start?”

Man replies, “Anytime now, cos I’ve got no money.”