A convention of successful entrepreneurs was being covered by a television news team. The young reporter, wanting to hear words of wisdom to inspire viewers, approached a successful looking businessman.
Reporter: Sir, you look like a millionaire.
Businessman: Oh, I have had my ups and downs.
Reporter: What or who is the secret of your being a millionaire?
Businessman: My wife.
Reporter: Really sir? What were you before you met your wife?
Businessman: A billionaire.