In Japan, 2 Filipino OFWs, Juan & Pedro are stranded at an emergency shelter.

REPORTER: How are you two doing here?

JUAN: Our problem here is water.

I haven’t washed my brief since the quake. It’s like Casette Tape now, today I use Side A, tomorrow Side B.

REPORTER: How about you?

PEDRO: The same, no water.

My brief is like a Blockbuster-Movie.

REPORTER: Why Blockbuster-Movie?

PEDRO: Now on it’s 2nd week!:-D