Reasons why the Government gives Discounts to Senior Citizens:

1. Food – marami nang bawal.
2. Transportation – nahirapan nang sumakay.
3. Groceries – di na kayang buhatin.
4. Cinema – malabo na ang mata.
5. Concerts – mahina na ang pandinig.
6. Gamot – hindi mailunok.
7. Hotels – anong ggwin nman doon.

Enjoy life while you’re still young, don’t wait for discounts. 🙂