An angry wife speaks to her husband on the phone: “Where the Hell are you?”
Husband replies: “Darling, do you remember that Jewelry Shop where you saw the Diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money that time and I said, Baby, one day It’ll be yours?”
Wife (smiling and blushing) says: “Yeah, I remember, Darling. Why?”
Husband: “Well, I’m in the Pub just next to that Shop!”