A woman was examined by one of the young assistants of an old doctor. After several minutes in the examination room, she ran out screaming.

The old doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told her story.

After listening to her, the old doc went to the offending young doc and said, “What’s the matter with you? Madam is 67 years old, has four adult children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she’s pregnant?”

The young colleague said, “Does she still have the hiccups?”