Why a FIL-AM cannot be a
U.S. President:
1.WhiteHouse is not big enuf for inlaws & relatives.
2.Der r too many dining rms to put d picture of d Last Supper.
3.Secret Service agents wn’t respond to Psst..Psst.
4.State dinrs do not allow take-home.
Finally…AirForce1 does not allow ovrweight balikbayan boxes!