Garchi: Kahit na retired na me, mam, if u need my expertise, just call me b4 election proper.

GMA: No, thanks. Pampanga is my home teritory. No more FPJ to rival me.
Garchi: Mam, u r not sure of ur kabalens.
GMA: Ok copy. Texting lang tayo para walang makamonitor.

Garchi: Cge, mam. Gamit tayo codenames.

U, “Beauty”. :-*
Me, “Beast”. :@