Man was involved in an accident. When he woke up in a hospital, the doc tells him, “Sir, I have good news and bad news for you.”

The man becomes nervous and asks, “What is the bad news! Doc says, “We have to amputate both of your legs to save your life.” The man asks again, “What is the good news?”

Doc replies, “The patient on the next bed wants to buy your shoes.”;-(