2 friends who haven’t seen each other for several years meet meet waiting in line to get into heaven. There are two long liner. One has a neon sign which reads HEN PECKED HUSBANDS, the other reads NON-HEN PECKED HUSBANDS. Fred looks over to George and says, “George, aren’t you in the wrong line?”

George replies, “Nope, this is where Alice told me to stand.”