POLICEMAN: How did you kill 50 people in the car accident?
MAN: I was driving at about 70 kph when I realized I had no brakes.. I saw two men walking on the street and a wedding on the other side of the street. Who should I hit?
POLICEMAN: of corse, the two men.
MAN: That’s what I did, but the other guy ran to the wedding and so I had to chase him there!!!;-(
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