A woman walks past 3 men in d office, all bemoaning that they’re about to be audited in d coming month. Says 1st guy,”I’m screwed!”
“I’m screwed, too!” says 2nd.”Guys, I am about to be fucked beyond recognition by this audit!” exclaims 3rd in anguish.
Then, one guy notices d woman who’s been there listening with a thoughtful look on her face.
“Are you OK?” he asks.
“Yes,”she says,”but I was wondering..
How do I go about getting audited?”