4 men were golfing and discussing how each convinced their wife to let them play golf every morning.

1st: I had to buy my wife a BMW to let me play golf.
2nd: You got off cheap! I had to buy my wife a BMW and a Jaguar.
3rd: You both got off cheap. I had to buy my wife the BMW, Jaguar, and a diamond necklace.
4th: I didn’t have to buy my wife anything! Every morning when I wake up, I nudge my wife and asks, “intercourse or golf course?” She instantly replies, “Don’t forget to take your sweater.”