How To Drive People Insane

. Sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
. Page yourself over the intercom using your real voice.
. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN.”
. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with it.
. Put decaf in coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 😀