A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked,
“Please sister, may I hide under ur skirt? I’m in danger!:( I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed.

Later the soldier said,
“I can’t thank u enough Sister. U see, I dont want to go to Iraq.”
NUN: I understand!
SOLDIER: I hope I’m not rude but u’ve got a great pair of legs!
NUN: If u had looked a little higher, u wud have seen a great pair of balls too!;)
I dont want to go to Iraq either!:p
hehehe…