An old lady
offers d bus driver
some peanuts,
so
d driver happily
munches dem.
Every 5 minutes
she
gives him
a
handful
more peanuts.

Driver:
Why don’t u
eat dem yourself?

Old Lady:
I can’t chew. Look,
I have no teeth..

Driver:
Den why
did u buy dem?

Old Lady:
Oh, I just love the chocolates around dem.