A kid in a bus sitting behind the driver starts reciting, “if my dad was a bull n my mom is a cow, I’d be a little bull.” Driver gets irritated by the noisy kid.

Kid continues, “if my dad was an elephant n my mom was a girl elephant, I would be a baby elephant.” Kid goes on & on with many animal names as the driver gets more irritated, n asks, “what if your dad was a gay n your mom was a prostitute?”

Kid smiles & replies, “i would have been a bus driver!”:-P