One night Pres. Obama & Michelle went to dinner at a resto.

When they were seated, resto’s owner asks the president if he could please talk to Mrs. Obama in private. Mr. Obama obliges & Michelle had a talk with the owner.

When Michelle rejoined the president, she told him that the owner was madly in love with her when she was a teenager.

President said she would now be the owner of the resto if she married him, to which she replied, “No, if I had married him, he would now be the President.”