A man came home from work after a horrible day at the office. His wife griped to him over and over that he never notices her anymore and he denied it.

When he entered the house, his wife greets him, “Hi, Hon, notice anything different about me?”

“Oh, I don’t know. You got your hair done.”

“Nope, try again.”

“Oh, uh, you bought a new dress.”

“Nope, keep trying.”

“You got your nails done.”

“Nope, try again.”

“I give up, I’m too tired to ask questions.”

“I’M WEARING A GAS MASK!”:-D