Joke: A Pinoy cannibal was walking thru the jungle and came upon a restaurant owned by a fellow canibal. Feeling hungry, he sat down & read the menu: adobong pulis 150 pesos, nilagang doctor 170 pesos, pritong guro 120 pesos, inihaw na politico 800 pesos… Customer: bakit mahal ang inihaw na politico? Owner: kasi sa sobrang kapal ng balat… MATAGAL LUTUIN! Gud am!