a guy was sitting at d bar lukin at his drink wen suddenly a big bully walks in & drinks his drink in one high shot & d poor guy starts cryin..
<bully>: hey bro.. im sori, il jst buy u a new drink..
<guy,in tears>: 1st i got fired 4going late 2work,den i go 2my car & its carnapped, i 4got my celphone & my wallet in d taxi, i got home & my wife is kissin d gardener & now i put poison in my drink & u drank it?.. its jst not my day.. waaaa!!