3 life insurance agents from different countries chatting.

HINDU: when a man dies, we process the claim & deliver the check w/in 24 hours.
CHINESE: When a man dies, we deliver the check the same evening.
AMERICAN: That’s nothing! Our office is on the 20/F of the Chrysler building. A man working on the 50/F slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!