Boy and his dad are standing in line at supermarket behind a big fat lady. Boy says, “hey dad, look how fat the lady is!”

“shhhhh, quiet son, she’ll hear you.”

“But dad, look how big and fat she is!”

“shhhhh, don’t say that son, it’s not nice!”

Suddenly, the fat lady’s beeper goes off..

“Look out dad, she’s backing up!”B-)