Two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael were in a lifeboat after escape from a sinking ship. Rummaging through the boat, Patrick found an old lamp and rubbed it vigorously.

A genie came forth and said he could only grant one wish. Patrick blurted, “Make the entire ocean into Guinness!”

Poof, the ocean was turned into the brew. Remarks Michael, “Nice going, Patrick! Now we’re going to pee into the boat!”

Happy St. Patrick’s day!