“Mom, where do babies come from?”

Mom sighs knowing this day would come so she sits her daughter down for a long talk about the birds and the bees. After Mom has finished, the girl is silent. Mom asked if she still has any questions.

“Yes,” she said, “how about little kittens, how does it work?”

“In exactly the same way as with babies.”

“Wow,” the girl exclaims, “my daddy can do ANYTHING!”