A woman beaten black and blue goes to a doctor.

Doc: What happened!
Woman: Doctor, I do not know what to do, whenever my husband comes home drunk, he beats the help out of me.
Doc: I have a medicine for it. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of green and gargle it as much as you can.

2 weeks later, the woman returns to the doctor with a grateful look in her eyes.

Woman: That was a great medicine, Doctor!
Doc: You see how it helps to keep your mouth shut!