Late nakarating si Pedro sa klase.

TITSER: There is no seat for a late-comer in my classroom, so you better get out!
PEDRO: But, mam?
TITSER: Anong but, but? I said get out!
PEDRO: Ok, mam, sayang babayaran ko na sana ung kinuha kong longanisa, tocino, tsaka ung celphone load!
TITSER: Ohh, I’m just kidding naman, ayun ung upuan ko gamitin mo! Tsaka di ka cleaner today, ok?