Robber was at a store when he heard a voice, “Jesus is watching you!” The robber searches for where the voice came from & found a parrot.

“Oh, it’s you,” the robber said.

“I’m just trying to warn you,” the parrot said.

“That’s nice,” the robber said, pretending to be scared, “what’s your name?”

“Moses.”

“Moses! What kind of idiot would call a parrot Moses?”

“The same kind of idiot that would call a Rottweiler Jesus!”