New Company Rules for Toilet Use:

“Too much time is being spent in the toilet. We are imposing a 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper will retract, the stall door open & your picture taken. Pictures of chronic offenders will be posted in the bulletin board. Anyone caught smiling in the pictures will be sanctioned under the company’s health policy.” :p