An elderly couple was out on an ocean cruise when a storm came.
The wife fell into the sea & couldn’t be found.

After 5 weeks,
the Captain of a search& rescue team wired the old man:
“Sorry, sir, we found your wife’s dead body at the bottom of the sea.
We hauled her up & attached to her butt was an oyster with a pearl worth $50,OOO.
Any instructions, sir?”

OLD MAN: “Send me the pearl &
re-bait the trap.”:-D