Text Message 8522: Signs of aging

SIGNS of AGING : 1>When candles on ur birthday cake are enough to boil water ;
2>When ur joints are as creaky as a run-down door ;
3>When ur hairline starts to recede & ur waistline starts to expand ;
4>When u can live w/out sex but not w/out ur eyeglasses;
5>When ur secrets are safe w/ ur friends because they can’t remember them either !
6>when u are at the middle of a stairway & u cant remember if u’re going up or going down! 🙂 whew!

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