90 year old man: My 18 year old wife is pregnant. What do you think, doctor?

Doc: Let me tell you a story.. A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of a gun. He goes into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle & BANG.. the lion drops dead!

Old man: That’s impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.

Doc: EXACTLY:P