Text Message 9744: St. Peter gives out vehicles

In heaven, St. Peter gives out vehicles to new comers depending on how faithful they were to their partners in life.
1st guy never cheated: He got a limousine car.
2nd guy cheated a few times: Got a pick-up car.
3rd guy often cheated on his wife: Got a bicycle.
Later on, the 3rd guy on bike saw the man with the limousine crying & asked him why?
1st guy replied, “My wife just passed by…
with a SkateBoard!”

haha:-)

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