Ex U. S. President George “W” Bush was at an airport when he saw an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard and hair, and carrying two stone tablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked, “Aren’t you Moses?”

But the man kept silent and continued walking. W asked again and the old man ignored him. W grabs the man’s arms and asks “Aren’t you Moses? Answer me!”

The man replies, “I’m not saying anything. The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roaming the desert for 40 years!”