Things guys should know about girls:

Dear Guys,

* we reserve the ryt to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
* when we say we’re cold, dats an invitation to come closer.
* we wanna luk good for u, so try to notice.
* anything u do or say to other girl dat u wouldn’t want us to know about is considered cheating.
* if we think we’re fat, don’t comment!
* we will leave if you lie.
* love, is not a passport to do whatever u want us to do.