Text Message 8276: Very sporting of your mother

Let me share a bit of British humor with you: On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across frm him in the compartment.
“You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. Look at me… in me, I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Indian blood, & some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?”
The Englishman said, “Very sporting of your mother.”

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