Wife was making breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when he burst into the kitchen.

“Careful,” he said, “Careful! Put some more butter! OMG! You’re cooking too many! Too many! Turn them now! More butter! God! Use the salt! The salt! Careful…”

Wife said, “What in the world is wrong, you think I don’t know how to fry eggs?”

He replied, “I just want to show you what it feels when I’m driving.”