Reasons Why Airplanes Are Easier To Live With Than Women –

Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.

Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.

Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.

Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.