“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” man tells his friend. “Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?” the friend suggests.

“But what if my wife finds out?” “Heck, this is a new age we live in. Go ahead and tell her!”

So man goes home and says, “Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together.” “Forget it,” says his wife. “I’ve tried that __ it never worked.” 😉