Husband: I’m not feeling well today.

Wife: Go and get yourself checked by a Vet.

Husband: Why is that?!

Wife: Day in and day out, you wake up early like a Cock. Run like a Horse tn your job. Work like an Ass all day long. After you return home, you bark at me like a Dog, and then after 5 minutes sleep like a buffalo! Poor doctor of humans! How can he treat you?