Stan was seconds away from a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in with their newborn baby. “Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaimed the brother. “And why not?” Stan asks.

The brother grew impatient, “I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle.”

Stan couldn’t take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and told his brother, “You want a nephew? Well, congratulations, you’re holding him!”