A drunk man is driving and his car weaves violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.

“So,” asks the cop, “where have you been?”

“I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk.

“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few. Did you know that a few miles back, your wife fell out of the car?”

“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”:-)