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Text Message 12896: Sa relasyon di maiiwasan ang problema

Sa isang relasyon, hindi maiiwasan ang problema. darating at darating yan, sa ayaw at sa gusto mo. pero kung pakiramdam mo, hindi mo na kaya.. yakapin mo lang siya ng mahigpit at sabihing.. “nahihirapan man tayo, hinding hindi kita isusuko.. nasa oo palang tayo, wala pa tayo sa i do.” txtb?61
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Text Message 12895: Man possessed with a demon

An exorcist was praying for a man possessed with a demon. he says, “in jesus’ name, what do you want from this man? come out of him?” the demon answers, “i want him to win the $600 million powerball lotto.” the exorcist lowers the mike and whispers, “in jesus’ name, get out of him and […]
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Text Message 12894: When will you be 6 years old?

Mother intructs a little boy, while waiting for a bus, to tell the conductor he is 4 years old to get a free ride. as they get into a bus, the conductor asks the boy how old he is, and he replies he’s 4 years old. “and when will you be 6 years old?” the […]
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Text Message 12893: Taking a shit live

Imagine you are in a public toilet and you’re taking a sh*t and then.. you see a note on the door: “you are live on national television” what would you do? 😀
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Text Message 12892: Journey of understanding women

Boyhood to manhood is a journey of understanding women and their needs. manhood to old age is a journey of understanding women and their moods. :*
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Text Message 12889: When nobody else was there

Just remember that when nobody else was there for you, god was there and he will never leave you alone. have happy day!
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Text Message 12888: Some of our thoughts are prayers

Some of our thoughts are actually prayers.. wherever we are, whatever we do, we are always talking to god.. and this is what keeps us moving, no matter what. have a beautiful wednesday!
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Text Message 12887: Words are seeds

Words are seeds they do more than blow around, they blow around, they land in our hearts and not the ground. be careful what you plant and careful what you say. you might have to eat what you planted one day! gandang araw!
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Text Message 12886: Sintunado man ang voice mo

Huwag masyadong malungkot kung sintunado man ang voice mo. palagi mong tandaan, isa ka sa dahilan kung bakit umuulan! 😀
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Text Message 12885: Nakikinig ng rock music

Sa mental hospital. naglagay ng bato sa magkabilang tenga ang pasyente.. doctor: anong ginagawa mo? pasyente: nakikinig ako ng rock music!
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Text Message 12884: Tiger’s fast food

Two tigers were resting under a tree when suddenly a rabbit passed by very fast. one tiger could not make it out and asked the other, “what was that?” second tiger smiled and replied, “fast food..”
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Text Message 12883: Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. however, i looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it’s likely tequilya (,)
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Text Message 12882: would you like to dance?

Guy sees an attractive gal in a bar with an ugly friend. he goes to the ugly girl and says, “hey.. would you like to dance?” she can’t believe it and replies, “omg! yes i would love to!” guy smiles and says, “great! now would you please go dance so i can talk to your […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes