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Text Message 11537: Bakit may agwat sa bawat daliri

Alam mo ba kung bakit may agwat sa bawat daliri mo? wala lng.. bakit gusto mo dikit-dikit? anu ka itik??
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Text Message 11536: Past tense

Wife was teaching english to her non-english speaking husband. wife: i’m beautiful. i’m slim. my face is cute. i’m hot. what tense is this? husband: it’s past tense!
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Text Message 11535: I made an Oreo biscuit

Height of racism: a little white kid goes and stands between two black kids and says, “look, mom, i made an oreo biscuit!”;-(
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Text Message 11534: The path will slowly reveal itself

Do not be afraid to take the first step, just because you cannot see the full path ahead. trust that by taking one step at a time, the path will slowly reveal itself to you. have a cool day!
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Text Message 11533: Opening your soul to someone

It’s easy to take off your clothes and have sex. people do it all the time. but opening your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, dreams… that’s being naked. have a great weekend!
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Text Message 11532: Mas mali ang gumamit ng iba

Mali ang sumuko sa isang taong alam mong mahal mo pa. pero mas mali ang gumamit ng iba, para lang makalimutan siya.
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Text Message 11531: Blessed with great friends

“i may not have the best lovelife in the world… but i am blessed with super great friends in the land! ” thanks for being one 🙂
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Text Message 11530: Wishing they could be you

Instead of wishing you were someone else, be proud of who you are, you never know whose been looking at you and wishing they could be you.
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Text Message 11528: Never lose hope

Hope is the little voice you hear whisper “maybe” when it seems the entire world is shouting “no.” never lose hope. have a great day!
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Text Message 11527: The heart, always keep it happy

The heart is the only machine that works without any maintenance for years. always keep it happy… whether it is “yours” or “others.” have a happy day!
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Text Message 11525: Google is a woman

Teacher: is google a man or a woman? student: google is a woman, because it won’t let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing and suggesting… and you ask only one question… but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds.
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Text Message 11524: Someone is staring at you

Did you know that when you wake up around 2-3am w/o any reason, there’s an 80% chance that.. someone is staring at you. -reader’s digest. good night. 🙂
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Text Message 11523: Akala mo siguro susuyuin ka niya

“ang tanga mo rin no? ite-text mo siya nang paalam, goodbye o babye. tapos hihintayin mo siyang magreply? anlabo mo pala, akala mo siguro susuyuin ka niya. sorry ka.”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes