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Text Message 11522: Ok na ang Zamboanga Peninsula

Good news! ok na ang zamboanga peninsula province according to cnn.. wala ng bomba na makappinsala marami kc ang tmulong sa pagrescue at pagtugis sa milf. cla kakashi, gaara, sasuke, naruto at iba png mga hokage! nkpgtlungan n dn c doraemon, ultra man, spongebob at hello kitty! on d way n dn si dora may […]
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Text Message 11521: Being in a relationship isn’t about kissing

Being in a relationship isn’t about kissing, dates or showing off. it’s about being with a person who makes you happy in a way that nobody else can do.
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Text Message 11520: Mula ng nauso si Anne Curtis

Mula ng nauso si vice ganda madami na natutong mambara.. pero mula ng nauso si anne curtis.. thank god.. di na nakakahiyang kumanta! bwahahaha!
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Text Message 11519: Girls Are Very Intelligent

A girl asks a bookstore clerk, “do you have a book entitled, ‘girls are very intelligent?'” sales clerk replies, “the humor section is on your left side.”:-*
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Text Message 11518: A wife will doubt everything her husband say

Funniest fact: a wife will doubt everything her husband say, “you liar” . . . . . . . . . except his compliments to her!:-*
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Text Message 11517: Seeing a cockroach in your siopao

Seeing a cockroach in your siopao is not a problem. . . but, . . . seeing half a cockroach in your half siopao is really a problem! :-*
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Text Message 11516: Beautician po ako

Sa parlor: babae: pagandahin mo ko. yung super ganda. yung maiinsecure lahat ng makakakita sakin. vice ganda: ay, ‘te! beautician po ako. hindi magician. ok?
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Text Message 11515: Every problem is like a red signal

A valuable lesson that a traffic signal teaches us: “every problem is like a red signal, if you wait for some time, it will turn green.” have a great day!
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Text Message 11514: Wrinkles are like waves

Wrinkles are like waves~~~ when you’re calm, they disappear… when you’re furious, they become rough! so, s m i l e always & have a great day:d
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Text Message 11513: Find a wi-fi person

Find a wi-fi person and not a hi-def one. the one thats (wi)lling to (fi)ght and not just the one who was just (hi)ghly (def)ensive. good evening..
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Text Message 11512: Huwag mo sana ako makalimutan

Srap ng filing pg alwyz bz, cympre khit ppano nli2mutn ang prblma. pro sna pg bz ka, prblma lng mklimutn m0.. wag nmn sna pti “ak0”:-(;
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Text Message 11511: Friendship is a promise based on VAT

Friendship is an unwritten promise, not given by pledge or any written document. instead, its a promise based on “vat” ‘value and trust’ that is registered in one’s heart. no penalties. no “if’s” or “but’s” just pure goodwill and sincere love..
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Text Message 11510: Ang mahalaga pareho kayong masaya

“minsan hindi naman mahalaga kung kayo o hindi. ang mahalaga pareho kayong masaya kung ano kayo para sa isa’t isa.”
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Text Message 11509: Pag nagmahal ka magtira ka sa sarili mo

“pag nagmahal ka magtira ka sa sarili mo, at kung buong buo mo nga yang ibibigay sa taong mahal mo dapat pakaingatan nya yan.”
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Text Message 11508: Ill be ready, Ill be home

Law of equality: time taken by a wife when she says i’ll be ready in 15 minutes is equal to the time taken by a husband when he says he’ll be home in 15 minutes! 😀

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes