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Text Message 11402: If you see someone going away

If you see someone going away from you for the wrong reason, then the best way to make them realize their mistake is to let them go. good day. 🙂
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Text Message 11401: What is common between clouds and wife?

Q: what’s common between clouds and wife? . . . . . . . a: when both are not around, we call it a bright day.:-*
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Text Message 11400: A guy from my school calls me gay

Boy: dad, a guy from my school calls me “gay.” dad: you should punch him in the face! boy: but he is sooooo cute!:-)
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Text Message 11399: We’ve all ran from the bathroom

Admit it, we’ve all ran from the bathroom to our room at night because we’re afraid someone is behind us
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Text Message 11397: Choose to live

Choose… to live by choice, not by chance; to make changes, not excuses; to be motivated, not to manipulate; to be useful, not to use; to excel, not to compete. choose self-esteem, not self pity. choose to listen to your inner voice, not the random opinion of others. have a wonderful weekend!
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Text Message 11396: If you keep wondering where you stand

If you have to keep wondering where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking. good eve. 🙂
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Text Message 11395: Hindi ba pwedeng planking muna?

Kapag nadapa lampa kaagad? hindi ba pwdng nag planking muna?
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Text Message 11394: Good Ways To Reduce Alcohol Consumption

Good ways to reduce alcohol consumption before marriage: drink whenever you are sad after marriage: drink whenever you are happy
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Text Message 11393: I was not yawning

Wife: you’re extremely rude! all the time i was talking, you kept yawning! husband: i was not yawning. i was trying to say something.. but you didn’t let me!
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Text Message 11392: Why does your dog watch me eat?

Guest: why does your dog sit there and watch me eat? host: i can’t imagine, unless you have the plate he usually eats from!
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Text Message 11391: Never apologize for saying what you feel

Never apologize for saying what you feel… that’s like saying sorry for being real. gandang umaga!
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Text Message 11390: The one that angers you controls you

The one that angers you controls you. don’t give anyone that power! especially the one who does it intentionally..:-) have an exceptional day!
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Text Message 11389: Keep distance

If people make you feel that you are less needed, learn to do this: keep distance
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes