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Text Message 12881: Si girl nakipagbreak

Nagdesisyon na si girl na makipagbreak. tinext si boy. girl: ayoko na. di ko na kaya. break na tayo. boy: hu u po?
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Text Message 12880: Two barbershops

Two barbershops were in red-hot competition. one put up a sign advertising haircuts for 7 bucks. his competitor put up one that read, “we repair 7 bucks haircuts.”
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Text Message 12879: Wife on a weight loss program

A man put his wife on a weight loss program for all day she sits and watch tv.. so he taped the remote control to their cat’s back and bought a dog!
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Text Message 12878: Mirror of life

When the mirror of life gets dirty with the fog of reality.. wipe it with a cloth of faith drenched with the water of patience.. then again you can see clearly the reflection of your dreams. wishing you a wonderful day!
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Text Message 12877: Wages of love

The wages of a good person are earned and paid in their dealings with others.. sympathy begets sympathy, kindness begets kindness, helpfulness begets helpfulness… these are the wages of love! enjoy your day.
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Text Message 12876: In every failure

In every failure, there is a message. some people miss the message by concentrating much on the mistake. reflect from that failure and learn from it. gandang araw!
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Text Message 12875: Para may kayakap

Pag december kailangan ba ng gf/bf para may kayakap ka? landeeeee! mag jacket ka! mabuhusan ka ng maiinit na tubig!
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Text Message 12874: All named Phil

“you’ve just had your 12th baby, ma’am. what are you going to name this one?” “phil.” “but you named the 11th phil.” “yeah it’s great. i say phil clean the room, they all go clean the room. i say phil dinner is ready, they all come to dinner.” “but what if you only need one […]
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Text Message 12873: Write 1000 times

A woman nabbed for overspeeding: cop: ma’am, you were going faster than the speed limit. woman: please let me go, i am a teacher. cop: a teacher! i have been waiting for this day for so long! now write “i will not overspeed” 1000 times!
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Text Message 12872: Divorce settlement

Divorce settlement: what she gets – house furniture car alimony, child support etc. what he gets – silence. it’s a “win-win” situation! 😀
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Text Message 12871: I have a boyfriend/girlfriend

Daughter: dad, i have a boyfriend. dad: what?! you’re too young for relationships! bring me that idiot! son: dad! i have a girlfriend. dad: that’s my boy! when will i meet her? 🙂
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Text Message 12870: Take me to London!

Sticking a gun at the crew in the plane’s cockpit.. hijacker: take me to london! captain: we’re going to london! what’s the matter with you? hijacker: i know! but i had been hijacked to cuba twice before, so this time, i’m not taking any chances!
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Text Message 12869: Spine

“cong., kumusta si gma? naospital daw?” pacman: ok naman sya, kasi sabi ng doctor: gma’s pain is in her spine. kaya ayos na sya, she i spine, you know!
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Text Message 12867: Check your price tag

If you’re not being treated with the love and respect you deserve, check your “price tag”. perhaps you have marked yourself down. it’s you who tells people what your worth is by what you accept. value yourself more and show them what you are capable of.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes