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Text Message 11372: How patient God has been

When we’re tempted to lose patience with someone, let’s think of how patient god has been with us all the time.;-) magandang umaga!
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Text Message 11371: Husband Day Care Center

Sign at a bar: “husband day care center . need time to relax? . need time to yourself? . want to go shopping? leave your husband with us! we will look after him for you! you only pay for his drinks!”
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Text Message 11370: Your best friend is marrying a horrible girl

Wife: listen, your best friend is marrying a horrible girl… why don’t you stop him? husband: why should i? he didn’t stop me!
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Text Message 11369: Drunk man arrives late at home

A drunk arrives late at home. he knows his wife won’t open the door, so he pretends he had flowers for her, and knocks at the door… wife: “who is it?” drunk: “i bring flowers for the beautiful lady.” wife opens door, “where are the flowers?” drunk replies, “where’s the beautiful lady?!”
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Text Message 11368: Sometimes you have to let go

Sometimes you have to let go and give up on someone in order to respect yourself, rather than keep accepting things and words that you don’t deserve.
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Text Message 11367: No regrets in life, just lessons

There comes a time when you have to stop remembering your mistakes and move on. no regrets in life, just lessons. good night. 🙂
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Text Message 11366: Wait for a wife

Gentlemen, you think your dad, mom, teacher, boss are strict and harsh with you… . . . . wait for a wife… you would love them all… :-*
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Text Message 11365: Heartbreaks don’t last forever

How bad are heartbreaks? well, they’re pretty bad, but it doesn’t last forever. and at the end of the day, you’re still alive and you’re ok; in fact, you might realize, it’s for the better. have a great day. 🙂
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Text Message 11364: Don’t wait for that person to come back

When someone leaves you, don t hope and wait for that person to come back. feel good about yourself and say, “thanks for giving me the chance to find someone better than you.”
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Text Message 11363: A girlfriend answers all your questions

Q: what is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? . . . . . . a: a girlfriend answers all your questions. a wife questions all your answers! 😛
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Text Message 11362: Doctor transplants a new ear to a man

Doctor transplants a new ear to a man. man: you idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear. doctor: it makes no difference. man: it does, now i hear everything but understand nothing…
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Text Message 11361: Addicted smoker sent to yoga classes

A man is addicted to smoking.. his wife sent him to yoga classes for treatment.. now he can smoke with his legs also!
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Text Message 11360: Blocking my view of that girl

A handsome man chatting to a girl in a bar. “do you believe in love at first sight?” he asked her. “oh, yeah, of course, i do,” she replied excitedly. “well you are blocking my view of that sexy girl over there, so could you move please?”
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Text Message 11359: Everybody is fighting their own war

Nobody is perfect, and nobody has it easy. you never know what people are going through. so pause before you start judging, criticizing, or mocking others. everybody is fighting their own unique war. god bless!
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Text Message 11358: Real dancers hear the music

Many people shy away from dancing because they don’t know how to dance. but real dancers are the ones who can hear the music in their soul. embrace your passion and soar to new heights. good morning!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes